Spike Milligan Irish Poet and Comedian

* And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

* I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
* Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? :)